It’s that time again to thank the person who taught you:
- Logic…Because I said so that’s why
- Religion…You’d better pray that comes out of the carpet
- Irony…Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about
- Receiving…You’re really gonna get it when you get home
- Medical Science…Stop pulling a face, if the wind changes you’ll stay like that
- Stamina…You’re gonna sit there until all those vegetables are gone
Now it’s our turn to show how much we care, and treat them to their best Mother’s Day.